Keep Talking I'm Diagnosing You Psychologist Vacuum Insulated Tumbler
Tumbler · 20/30oz
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Description
Design
This vacuum-insulated stainless steel tumbler carries two sentences and nothing else: “Keep Talking I’m Diagnosing You”. It’s made for counselors, psychologists, psychiatrists, therapists and doctors — people who listen for a living and never fully clock out of it, which is what turns the line into a joke instead of just a fact. The best psychology gift for someone who already owns every pen, notebook and desk plaque is one that quotes their own job back at them, and this tumbler does that in a single deadpan line.
The artwork is text only, written as two separate sentences on the upper front of the body: “Keep talking.” in the larger size, wrapping onto two rows, with the smaller “I’m diagnosing you.” directly beneath it. The lower two-thirds of the tumbler is left blank.
20 oz and 30 oz are the two sizes, so you can match the one you choose to how long the day actually runs. It holds up through back-to-back sessions, a long afternoon of notes, hospital rounds and the drive home. Funny psychiatrist gifts land best when the joke is one the recipient would have made themselves, and the Keep Talking I’m Diagnosing You tumbler is exactly that.
Perfect Gift For
- Psychologists and therapists for a birthday, a work anniversary or a retirement send-off from the practice
- Psychology and medical-school graduates starting their first placement, where the line reads as a badge of the new job
- Psychiatrists and doctors for Christmas, Valentine’s or a clinic gift exchange
Product Details
- Material: Vacuum-insulated stainless steel
- Capacity: 20 oz / 30 oz
- Insulation: Keeps drinks hot for up to 12 hours and cold for up to 24 hours
- Lid: Spill-resistant clear lid
- BPA Free: Yes
Why Customers Love It
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “My granddaughter is a college student majoring in Psychology. She loves it!”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Got as a gift so I can’t speak to quality of cup; however the design and printing were great.”
Shipping
Ships within 1–3 business days.
Care: Hand wash recommended. Not dishwasher or microwave safe.
Free shipping on orders $75+
Shipping
Free shipping on orders $75+
Most of our designs are printed to order. Production takes 3–7 business days (up to 12 in peak season), then shipping takes 5–14 business days depending on your location.
Items shown as in stock ship from our warehouse and arrive sooner.
Shipping cost and your delivery estimate are shown at checkout. Weather, carrier delays and customs can add time.
Returns & damage
Arrived broken, defective or wrong? Email [email protected] a photo whenever you notice it. We send a free replacement, or a refund if you prefer. You don't need to send the item back.
Changed your mind? Tumblers and other non-mug items can be returned within 30 days of delivery, unused and in their original packaging. Items shipped from our warehouse stock can be returned on the same terms, even mugs. Made-to-order mugs and personalized items can't be returned for a change of mind. We pay the return postage and email you a prepaid label.
Please email us before sending anything back: the return address depends on the warehouse that shipped your order. Read the full return and refund policy.
FAQ
How is the design printed?
Our supplier prints the design with 3D UV printing.
Is it dishwasher and microwave safe?
Our supplier lists this tumbler as hand wash only.
How much does it hold?
This tumbler holds 20oz or 30oz.
What if it arrives damaged?
Email [email protected] with your order number and a photo of the problem. We'll send a free replacement, or a refund if you prefer, and you don't need to send it back. Full details are in our refund policy.