Lawyer's Mug We Can't Fix Stupid But We Can Give It A Court Date 15oz White
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Description
Design
This mug features the bold courtroom phrase "We Can’t Fix Stupid But We Can Give It A Court Date" paired with a clean text-only layout. It’s a lawyer mug for anyone who has spent a career watching bad decisions turn into case files, and the joke lands because every attorney knows the law can’t cure poor judgment — it can only schedule it.
The artwork is five stacked, centered lines of all-caps text: WE CAN’T FIX / STUPID / BUT WE CAN / GIVE IT A / COURT DATE. The words STUPID and COURT DATE are scaled noticeably larger than the connecting lines, so the punchline carries the weight.
It holds a full 15 oz for early case prep, long document reviews and the coffee that gets someone through a deposition, and the design is printed on both sides so it reads the same whichever hand you hold it in. This mug is a funny gift for an attorney who appreciates dry legal humor more than another engraved desk ornament.
Perfect Gift For
- New law school graduates — a future lawyer mug makes a good law school graduation gift to mark the diploma and the debt
- Law students still studying for the bar — this 15 oz ceramic mug is one of the law student gifts that gives a law student still studying for the bar exam something to laugh at between practice essays
- Working attorneys and retiring partners — attorney gifts for birthdays, passing the bar, Christmas or a retirement send-off
Product Details
- Material: Ceramic
- Capacity: 15 oz
- Finish: Glossy
- BPA Free: Yes
Shipping
Ships within 1–3 business days.
Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Free shipping on orders $75+
Shipping
Free shipping on orders $75+
Most of our designs are printed to order. Production takes 3–7 business days (up to 12 in peak season), then shipping takes 5–14 business days depending on your location.
Items shown as in stock ship from our warehouse and arrive sooner.
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Arrived broken, defective or wrong? Email [email protected] a photo whenever you notice it. We send a free replacement, or a refund if you prefer. You don't need to send the item back.
Changed your mind? Tumblers and other non-mug items can be returned within 30 days of delivery, unused and in their original packaging. Items shipped from our warehouse stock can be returned on the same terms, even mugs. Made-to-order mugs and personalized items can't be returned for a change of mind. We pay the return postage and email you a prepaid label.
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