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Opposing Counsel's Tears Lawyer Stemless Wine Glass 17oz

Original price $14.97 - Original price $14.97
Original price
$14.97
$14.97 - $14.97
Current price $14.97
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Design

This stemless wine glass features the bold and witty phrase “Opposing Counsel’s Tears,” printed in clean, eye-catching typography that stands out beautifully against the glass. The design is simple yet powerful, making the humor instantly recognizable—especially for those in the legal profession. It’s funny because it playfully celebrates courtroom victories, turning a serious profession into something lighthearted and relatable.

Whether you’re unwinding after a long day in court or celebrating a big win, this glass adds a clever twist to your drink. The minimalist design keeps it classy while still delivering a strong punchline that’s sure to spark conversations. It’s the perfect balance of professional pride and humor, making it a standout piece for any lawyer or law enthusiast.

Perfect Gift For

  • Lawyers on birthdays
  • Attorneys on promotion or career milestones
  • Law school graduates on graduation day

Product Details

  • Material: Premium glass
  • Size: 17oz
  • Style: Stemless wine glass
  • Print: High-quality, long-lasting print
  • Care: Hand wash recommended

Why Customers Love It

⭐ “Hilarious and perfect for my lawyer friend—everyone loved it!”
⭐ “Great quality glass and the print is sharp. Such a clever gift idea!”

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Refund & Replacement 

To return your product, Please simply contact us via email, support@panvola.com and we will take care of it.

Depending on where you live, the time it may take for your exchanged product to reach you, may vary.

For more detailed information and instructions, please visit our Refund & Replacement Policy.

Returns & warranty

Return & Refund Policy

At Panvola, we take pride in the quality of our drinkware. If your purchase isn’t exactly what you hoped for, we’re here to make it right.

1. The 30-Day Return Window

You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return. To be eligible for a full refund, your drinkware must be:

  • Unused and in the same condition that you received it.
  • In its original packaging.
  • Accompanied by a receipt or proof of purchase.

Note: For hygiene and safety reasons, we cannot accept returns for any drinkware that has been used, washed, or removed from its original protective wrapping.

2. Items Exempt from Returns

To ensure the health and safety of our customers, the following items cannot be returned:

  • Used Drinkware: Any mugs, tumblers, or bottles that have been used.
  • Personalized Items: Custom-printed or engraved products.
  • Sale Items: Only regular-priced items may be refunded; items purchased on "Sale" are final.
  • Gift Cards: Non-refundable and cannot be exchanged for cash.
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