We Can't Fix Stupid But We Can Give It A Court Date Lawyers Gift Glass Can 16oz
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Description
Design
This glass can features the bold legal-humor phrase "We Can’t Fix Stupid But We Can Give It A Court Date" printed as text-only, all-caps lettering with no graphic beside it. Among lawyer gifts, this one lands with attorneys, prosecutors and paralegals who spend their weeks turning other people’s bad decisions into case files. A 16 oz glass can like this is one of the better gifts for a lawyer who has already heard every excuse in the book.
The phrase is stacked across five centered lines, with STUPID and COURT DATE set noticeably larger than the connecting words so the punchline carries the layout. The lettering is a heavy, condensed bold sans-serif with squared-off terminals, closer to poster or athletic type than anything prim. Everything prints in solid white on clear glass, so the words stay readable whatever is in the glass.
It suits iced coffee before a hearing, cold brew at the desk, and something stronger once the filing is in. If you are wondering what to get a female attorney, this 16 oz glass can is a blunt, funny desk piece that works for a promotion, a firm anniversary or a birthday. This glass can is also a funny lawyer cup that isn’t a coffee mug, which makes it an easy pick for someone who already owns too much courthouse drinkware.
Perfect Gift For
- Lawyers and attorneys for birthdays, Christmas, or passing the bar exam
- Female attorneys on a promotion or firm anniversary
- Court clerks and paralegals as an attorney gift for the whole legal office
Product Details
- Material: Glass
- Capacity: 16 oz
- Shape: Beer-can style, no handle
- Includes: Bamboo lid and 2 reusable straws
- Insulation: Non-insulated
Why Customers Love It
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This is great for someone who works in legal/law enforcement. Good quality.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This is a nice glass. Love the message on it.”
Care: Hand wash only.
Free shipping on orders $75+
Shipping
Free shipping on orders $75+
Most of our designs are printed to order. Production takes 3–7 business days (up to 12 in peak season), then shipping takes 5–14 business days depending on your location.
Items shown as in stock ship from our warehouse and arrive sooner.
Shipping cost and your delivery estimate are shown at checkout. Weather, carrier delays and customs can add time.
Returns & damage
Arrived broken, defective or wrong? Email [email protected] a photo whenever you notice it. We send a free replacement, or a refund if you prefer. You don't need to send the item back.
Changed your mind? Tumblers and other non-mug items can be returned within 30 days of delivery, unused and in their original packaging. Items shipped from our warehouse stock can be returned on the same terms, even mugs. Made-to-order mugs and personalized items can't be returned for a change of mind. We pay the return postage and email you a prepaid label.
Please email us before sending anything back: the return address depends on the warehouse that shipped your order. Read the full return and refund policy.
FAQ
How is the design printed?
Our supplier applies the design as a decal.
Is it dishwasher and microwave safe?
Our supplier lists this glass can as hand wash only.
How much does it hold?
This glass can holds 16oz.
What if it arrives damaged?
Email [email protected] with your order number and a photo of the problem. We'll send a free replacement, or a refund if you prefer, and you don't need to send it back. Full details are in our refund policy.
