We Can't Fix Stupid But We Can Give It A Court Date Lawyers Gift Insulated Mug 14oz
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Description
Design
This mug features the bold legal-humour phrase “We Can’t Fix Stupid But We Can Give It A Court Date” set in stacked lines of all-caps type. Yes, this is the “We Can’t Fix Stupid But We Can Give It A Court Date” mug, made for lawyers, attorneys and law students who have heard every excuse a courtroom can produce. This mug is a funny gift for a lawyer or attorney, and the joke lands just as neatly on a paralegal’s or a court clerk’s desk.
The artwork is type only — no gavel, no emblem, no illustration — just centre-aligned lines in a bold condensed sans-serif with tight letter spacing and no outline, shadow or distressing. Reading from the top down, the lines run “WE CAN’T FIX STUPID”, “BUT WE CAN”, “GIVE IT” and “A COURT DATE”, and the sizes are graded for emphasis: “GIVE IT” is set largest, with “BUT WE CAN” the next size up from the two shorter end lines. The look is blunt and modern, letting the punchline carry the whole design.
At 14 oz — the only size this listing sells — this mug covers a full desk coffee or a late cup of tea during case prep, and it has a removable clear lid that lifts off for refills and sits back on when you carry the mug between the office and the courthouse. If you’re shopping for a graduation or retirement gift, lawyer and law-student recipients both get the punchline straight away.
Perfect Gift For
- Lawyers and attorneys on birthdays, Christmas or the holidays
- Law students and law school graduates for graduation or a first day at the firm
- Paralegals, judges and court staff who have been after a paralegal travel mug for the office
Product Details
- Material: Food-grade 304 stainless steel, double-wall vacuum insulated
- Capacity: 14 oz
- Insulation: Keeps drinks cold for up to 8 hours and hot for up to 4-6 hours
- Lid: Removable clear lid
- BPA Free: Yes
Why Customers Love It
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Got this for my mom. She says it keeps her stuff warm a lot longer than most. She uses it for coffee, tea, and even soup (because its large enough for a small serving of soup) and its worked well for all of them.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Gave it as a retirement gift to my friend in law-enforcement”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “14oz mug, so it will hold a full can of soda with room to spare. I like using it in the office for my morning instant oatmeal. Everything about it is nice including the handle, double wall insulation, lid, black finish and lettering.”
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Shipping
Free shipping on orders $75+
Most of our designs are printed to order. Production takes 3–7 business days (up to 12 in peak season), then shipping takes 5–14 business days depending on your location.
Items shown as in stock ship from our warehouse and arrive sooner.
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Arrived broken, defective or wrong? Email [email protected] a photo whenever you notice it. We send a free replacement, or a refund if you prefer. You don't need to send the item back.
Changed your mind? Tumblers and other non-mug items can be returned within 30 days of delivery, unused and in their original packaging. Items shipped from our warehouse stock can be returned on the same terms, even mugs. Made-to-order mugs and personalized items can't be returned for a change of mind. We pay the return postage and email you a prepaid label.
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FAQ
How is the design printed?
Our supplier prints the design with 3D UV printing.
Is it dishwasher and microwave safe?
Our supplier lists this mug tumbler as hand wash only.
How much does it hold?
This mug tumbler holds 14oz.
What if it arrives damaged?
Email [email protected] with your order number and a photo of the problem. We'll send a free replacement, or a refund if you prefer, and you don't need to send it back. Full details are in our refund policy.
