21 Funny Quotes for Moms Who Deserve a Laugh (and Probably a Nap)

Being a mom is no joke… but that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh through it. Whether you’re navigating tantrums, laundry mountains, or a grocery run with toddlers in tow, sometimes the only thing keeping you going is a hot cup of coffee and a good laugh.

That’s why we’ve rounded up 21 funny quotes that are way too funny for mom life—because every mother deserves a moment to smile, even if it’s while hiding in the pantry.

These quotes are perfect for sharing with your mom friends, printing on your favorite tumbler, or slapping on a mug that sums up your vibe. And if you're looking for the perfect gift, these sayings double as hilarious messages for our favorite novelty mom mugs.

1. “I childproofed my house, but they still get in.”
Because honestly, there's no escape.

2. “Silence is golden… unless you have kids. Then silence is suspicious.”
A quiet house? Check the walls. And the dog.

3. “Mom brain is real. Yesterday I called my kid by the dog’s name and the dog by my mom’s name.”
No one is safe.

4. “My kids call it yelling when I raise my voice. I call it motivational speaking for selective listeners.”
They hear me when I whisper ‘ice cream.’

5. “I live in a madhouse run by a tiny army I made myself.”
CEO of Chaos—and proud of it.

6. “I whisper to my coffee, ‘You’re the only one who truly understands me.’”
If you know, you know.

7. “Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.”
And don’t forget snacks. Lots of snacks.

8. “I’m not a regular mom. I’m a tired mom with a sense of humor.”
And a great mug collection.

9. “You know you’re a mom when going to the grocery store alone feels like a vacation.”
No sunscreen required.

10. “My favorite workout is running late.”
Mom speed: turbo mode.

11. “Motherhood: Powered by love, fueled by coffee, sustained by wine.”
Also known as the Holy Trinity.

12. “My kids are the reason I wake up each morning. Literally. At 5 AM.”
Every. Single. Day.

13. “Behind every great kid is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s messing it all up.”
But still showing up. Every day.

14. “Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.”
Including your attitude, child.

15. “If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to.”
We’re always right. Eventually.

16. “Motherhood: When ‘me time’ is hiding in the bathroom with a chocolate bar.”
Luxury living.

17. “Sippy cups, yoga pants, and no sleep. This is the glam life.”
Watch out, Kardashians.

18. “I asked for patience, but all I got was a mess and a migraine.”
Still waiting on that patience, BTW.

19. “I love my kids, but I also really love bedtime.”
More than words can say.

20. “Being a mom means learning to function without sleep, coffee, or personal space.”
But not all three at once, please.

21. “Because adulting is hard. And momming is harder. But at least it’s funny (sometimes).”
And always worth it.

Ready to Laugh Even More?

If these made you giggle, you’ll love our first blog: 15 Things That Are Way Too Funny for Mom Life – it's full of relatable chaos, laugh-out-loud mom moments, and coffee-driven survival tips. Definitely check it out if you need a break from the madness!

And don’t forget: the best way to deliver these quotes to a tired mom? Print them on a funny mug or tumbler she can sip from in peace.

Browse our collection of funny, sarcastic, and best-selling mom mugs—because moms need humor, caffeine, and a reminder they’re not alone.